Final Boss FAQ Thread

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If you have any other questions, reply to this thread and they will be answered. FAQs will be in the OP.

Q: Do you think you're better than every other guild?
A: Yes.

Q: Will you do dungeons and other PvE content?
A: Yes, but we won't force people to play gay shit like that.

Q: Why do you use vent and not other 'better' voice chats?
A: Because fuck you, that's why.

Q: Is Ridenflys really black?
A: This information is classified.

Q: Your guild doesn't seem that big. How do you expect to stand up in WvW?
A: Your dick doesn't seem that big, but I'm sure you manage to get it up enough to jerk off on a daily basis.

Q: Why name the guild Final Boss?
A: Because Ass Ticklers and Other Erotic Fetishes is apparently "Offensive."

Q: What server will you play on?
A: Ehmry Bay as of now. Server at launch is TBD.

Q: I'm under 18, can I join your guild?
A: We must first speak to your mother. If she does not comply with any requests we ask of her, than you will not be allowed in. No exceptions.

Q: I have a dog smaller than 10lbs, can I join?
A: Get the fuck out!

Q: Did you see 2 hobbits with them!? They'd be small, only children to your eyes.
A: We left none alive.